MADRAS renamed CHENNAI because.....

Do you know why was MADRAS renamed CHENNAI?

No!

Try...

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Very Simple!

Madrasis wear lungi / dhoti in which there is no zip!

So "CHEN-NAI" ;-)

Coated with Crocin

Husband enters the bedroom naked.

Wife: Today I have fever.

Husband: I coated my penis with "Crocin". Do you want to take orally or injection?

Kyuki Saans bhi kabhi bahu thi

Ask what is the reason of the problem between Saans and Bahu?.

UNDERWEAR !!!

Saans has spent 5 yrs helping her son to wear it, but bahu pulls it down in 5 minutes.

Dip nehi kiya to doodh kya piya?"

Class mein ek ladki biscuit kha raha tha. Thoda khake bra me chupa rahi thi.

Sir bole, "Kya kar rahi ho?"

Bajuwala bola, "Doodh mein dubake biscuit kha rahi hain."

Whole class bola, "Dip nehi kiya to doodh kya piya?"

Itne bachche kyu?

Madam - Batao, kutte aur billiyon ke itne bachche kyo hote hain?

Student - Madam, aap bhi unki tarah bina kapde ghumogi to aap ke unse zyada bachche honge.

Sardar ko kahan pimple ho gaya?

Sardar ke gaand par pimple ho gaya.

Woh aaina rakh kar cream laga raha tha, utneme uska lund khada ho gaya.

To sardar bola "Abe niche baith. Yeh apni hi gaand hain."

Balls of a Man

Joke:

The saddest part of a man's body is his balls.

The Lord Almighty sentenced them to:

HANG TILL DEATH

BASKETBALL & SNOOKER

KISS is key to start SEX from top floor.

If u pass, then go to 2nd floor to play BASKETBALL...

If u pass, then go to ground floor to play SNOOKER...

Mallika Sherawat = Amul Butter

Whats common between Amul Butter and Mallika Sherawat ?

Both are Utterly Butterly Delicious when spread, one on Bread and the other on Bed.

Animals laugh at Tarzan. Why?

One day Tarzan went naked into the jungle. Seeing him, all animals laughed.

He asked, "Why are you laughing?"

The animals replied, "You are the first animal who has a tail in front of the body".

Tumi

Tumi cholte cholte takale opor dike,

Ekta kaak ese poti kore dilo tomar mukhe,

Tumi kichhu bolle na,

Mukh korle na fekashey,

Sudhu mone mone bhable,

Bhaggis goru ra ore na aakashey.

Power & Stamina

Difference between Power and Stamina:

Khare Lund pe bhiga towel latka sakte ho to woh Power hai aur towel sukhane tak Lund khara rakh sakte ho to woh Stamina hai mere bhai.

Trouser Snake

World's most dangerous snake ERECTERIUS TROUSERIUS (Trouser Snake)

Description - Varies from pink to black, fangless with highly venomous spit that can cause prolonged swelling lasting 9 month. Size varies from 3 to 9 inches depending on subspecies.

Found - Ususlly found in bedrooms but is nknown to appear in unusual places from time to time.

Attacks - women in the lower frontal abdominal area but is known to attack men in the lower posterior area also.

Nari

Ashiteche Nari,

Uriteche Shari,

Duliteche Tahar Doodh,

Ke Acho Joaan,

Hou Aguaan,

Maribe Ke Tahar Gud?

---Kobi Gudrul Chuslam

Kumor Parar Drishyo

Kumor Parar Gorur Gari,

Bojhai Kora Langto Nari,

Gari Chalai Bongshibodon,

Maajhe Maajhe Dei Se Chodon,

Hat Bosheche Bessa Parai,

Chelera Sob Nunku Narai.

or

Kumor Parar Magir Bari,

Bojhai Kora Langto Nari,

Gari Chalai Laora Modon,

Sange Je Jai Bhagne Chodon,

Hath Bosheche Khanki Bare,

Guder Gondhe Bara Nore.

What category do you belong to?

Personality of women according to bra size: -

30=> Innocent

32=> Calm

34=> Defensive

36=> Sexy

38=> Hot

40=> Aggressive

42=> Out of control.

What category do you belong to?

Khoka Kothay Galo?

Khoka Gelo Maal Felte,

Langto Maagir Gude,

Saya Tule Bara Pure,

Aram Kore Chude,

Dudu Tipe Chude Khoka

Fello Gude Maal?

Chodon Kheye Bollo Magi

Abar Esho Kaal.

Moshto Dudu

Brishti Pore Tapur Tupur,

Gude Elo Baan?

Chudte Chudte Nakaal Hole,

Dudur Paane Chaan,

Moshto Dudu Khete Bhalo,

Tipte Jodi Chaan?

Ekti Dudu Mukhe Niye

Onnoti Chotkaan.

Natun Natun Boudimoni

Natun Natun Boudimoni Bra Khuleche,

Dui Paashe Dui Doodher Bota Dule Utheche,

Ke Dekheche? Ke Dekheche? Dada Dekheche?

Sujog Bujhe Dada Duto Tipe Diyeche.

Uuf !!! Boudir Boddo Legeche.

Importance of Period

Teacher: Do you know the importance of period?

Kid: Ya, once my sister said she had missed one,
my mom fainted,
dad got heart attack
and
our driver ran away.

Buladi's Ludo - Nariye Felte Hoi

Do you know why Buladi has chosen LUDO among all kinds of games ???

Bcoz it is the ony one type of game where

"NARIYE FELTE HOI"

Mallika B(.)(.)Bs !!!

Is bar dekhiye Mallika ki B(.)(.)Bs !!!


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Maine to sirf dekhne ko kaha tha,

Aap to dabane lagey.

ITEM Song

Ek Pardesi Mera BRA Le Gaya,

Jate Jate Mitha Mitha DOODH Pee Gaya,

Jane Anjane Use Pata Na Chala,

Dhire Dhire Woh Apni MALAI De Gaya.

Gabbar Basanti Veeru

Gabbar: Ghagra Uttha Basanti.

Veeru: Nehi Basanti in Kutto Ko Aapni Panty Mat Dikhana.

Basanti: Darna Mat Veeru, Maine Aaj Panty Nehi Pehni.

BICHIR AKKHEP

Bichi bole Bara tumi boroi itor,

Amake raakhia baire jao tumi bhitor,

Bhitor e giya tumi koro roso-paan,

Bairete dule dule jai mor pran.

Doodh Doano

Lady Teacher: Doodh doanor pore goru gomra thake kano?

Stuent: 2 ghonta doodh hatiye keu jodi ashol kaaj na kore tahole emonta apnaro hobe.

Bastard Scientist

A scientist has developed a BRA that stops womans boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet.

DONT PANIC - WE HAVE KILLED THATS BASTARD SCIENTIST...

Latest Tongue Twister

Chandni rate chodna chode chomke othey chowkidar,

Chowkidar chomke chechay chondna chode choddobar.

Boudi Tomar Bon

Boudi Tomar Bon,

Hothah Kore Doure Eshe,

Kamre Dilo Dhon,

Nodir Dhare Lojja Bhule,

Nijer Haathe Panty Khule,

Ek Minutey Dhukiye Nilo,

Amar Sadher Dhon,

Boudi Tomar Bon.

WHY SHOULD BOYS HAVE ALL THE FUN??

One day a girl raped a girl.

When she was asked why, she replied,

WHY SHOULD BOYS HAVE ALL THE FUN??

Khada Ho Na Ho

Subah ko Padosan ki lo,

Din ko Secretary ki lo,

Raat ko Biwi ki lo,

Kal ka kya pata.....???

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KHADA HO NA HO !!!

Buladi with condom

Baa baa Buladi have u any condom?

Yes sir yes sir 2 prevent danger zone,

One for the master, one for the dame,

Who first came to this lane.

Mallika ki nayi film - Suhagrat

Director to Mallika: Suhagrat ka scene hai, apko garam doodh kaglass dulhe ko pilana hain.

Mallika: Glass se hi doodh pilana tha to Vidya Balan ko bula lete!