Chocolate for Lollipop

Husband having sex with his pregnant wife, & could not get his penis out.

Doctor said to wife, “Eat a chocolate an then the baby would leave the lollipop.

Mosquito sits on

A girl and a boy were watching a movie.

A mosquito, enters the girl’s skirt.

Guess, were it bites?

U dirty mind, u r thinking wrong.

Ans: - On the boy’s hand.

Harbhajan Singh is innocent

Harbhajan Singh is innocent.

He just looked at Andrew Symonds and said, “Teri Ma Ki.”

Andrew wrongly heard it as “Monkey”.

Sex described in Sanskrit

Adharm Chuman,
Golam Chusam,
Hastam Golam,
Dabe Dabe,
Tangam Chiram,
Lingam Dalam,
Sarv Masti,
Maze Maze.

Dhyan Bhatakta Hain

Ladki mandir mein prasad pandit ke pair chukar boli, "Pandit-ji koi sadbuddhi ki baat bataiye."

Pandit: Beti, BRA pahanke aaya karo. Hilne se dhyan bhatakta hain.

TESTED, OK, THAKUR SINGH & SONS

Sindhi ne shadi ke doosre din hi divorce de diya. Kyuke usne first night mein wife ki panty pe label dekha.

"TESTED, OK" ... ... "THAKUR SINGH & SONS".

Kitne litre hain?

Gabbar: Arey O Sambha. Kitne litre tel hain tore paas?

Sambha: 2 litre sardar.

Gabbar: 1 litre mere lund pe laga aur 1 litre sms padhne walon ki gaand pe.

THODA DEKHNE DO

Girl: Bas bhi karo. Kisine dekh liya to?

Boy: Kuch nehi hoga. Tum bas sidhi raho aur thora khol kar rakkho.

Girl: Nehi ! Aisa mat karo.

Boy: Please thora karne do. Agar nehi dikhaya to main fail ho jaounga.

EXACT PLACE

Judge: As you are the key witness, can you tell me the exact place where this man raped your wife?

Sardar (lifting Sardarni's Saree): Here My Lord, ....... Here ......

Request ki Limit

Request ki limit isse zyada kya hogi?

Jab kisi ladki ka zabardasti rape ho raha ho aur woh ladki roti hui bole ke "Please condom to laga lo."

Aage se nehi to peeche se

Beti ka dusri baar balatkar hui to Maa boli, "Maine tumse kaha tha na ke aage se dhyan rakhna?"

Beti ne kaha,"Maine aage se dhyan rakkha par usne peeche se daal diya."

KALA KAPDA

Kapde sookh rahein the.

Sasur: Yeh kala kapda kiska hain?

Saans: Bahu ki panty hain.

Sasur: Achcha, achcha, kabhi pehne huye dekha nehi na, isliye poocha.

Before Sex & After Sex

Sex se pehle kapde utarte samay biwi gir gayi.

Husband: JAAN !!! Lagi to nehi?

Se ke baad kapde pehante samay biwi fir gir gayi.

Husband: Andhi Hain Kya, Haramzadi?

Sania ka Wimbledon jeetna

Ganguly ne Natwest Series jetke apni shirt utari,

Dhoni ne T20 cup jetke apni shirt utari,

Kambakht Sania Mirza kab Wimbledon jeetegi?