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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Bus – Nipple – Show

One day I was travelling by bus to a certain place when I saw a young lady sitting in front of me. I was standing near the ladies seat. As I looked down I found that the young lady was wearing a top with jeans. The top was so loose that I could clearly see her bulge and her deep cleavage that went downwards. A bit of a jerk in the bus would even allow me to see her nipples. So I stood there firm and looked outside the window normally but when a jerk happened on the bus my eyes went straight on her cleavage. My member got firm at the sight and made me feel horny. As I turned around, I saw another guy standing next to me and trying to watch the same image that I am waiting for. Thus I kept laughing in my mind and thought all people in this world share so much common interests. Later the young lady got up and got off the bus as her stoppage arrived and our eyes went to another lady sitting one seat away. But our expectation of dark nipples could not be fulfilled that day.

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Student – Nipple – Show

My student Rita is a girl of class 8. She is around 14 years old. She is a fair girl. Off late she has been very mischievous compared to the silent little girl she was when I started teaching her. Once while teaching her I touched her hand by mistake. Since then she never misses a chance to touch my warm hands and does so while I teach her whenever she is in a light mood. I too am a naughty tutor and I do not even miss a chance to touch her cold hands against my warm hands. Once I deliberately touched her feet with mine and saw that she did not mind it. Rather she felt happy. Since then she wears shorts which are really short and just covers her bum at the back and her frontal part. Apart from that I can see her fair legs and thighs flashing before my eyes as we both sit on the couch adjacent to each other.

Last Sunday she wore a loose t-shirt without anything inside. I could feel that she did that purposely. While teaching her constructions in geometry she bent on the tea table before her and was doing her exercises. I was sitting just beside her. As she bent, I could clearly see her pinks nipples on her fair cute small shapely boobs as the light from the window behind me fell on her. She knew very well that I could see them and she was smiling in her mind. Seeing them my dick rose to its biggest size under my pants. In the whole duration of her class she made me see her pink assets for about 9 to 10 times in the above mentioned position and I enjoyed every bit of its glimpse. That day I taught her for three and a half hours at a stretch.

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Bus – Bum - Brush

Last day I got into a bus that was going to my student’s home. On the bus that was filled with people, I managed to get a space on the middle of the bus and I stood there. As I was making my way to that place, a big soft cushion like thing brushed my bum. As I stood there I realized that the same big soft cushion like thing is still brushing against my bum and touching it at every jerk of the bus. I turned back and found that it was a big bum of a healthy girl wearing jeans and kurta and she was deliberately brushing her fat soft bum against mine. My crotch got hardened and I started deriving pleasure through it. I too started brushing my bum against hers at every jerk so that no one can make out that both of us are deliberately brushing our bums against each other.

Later my stoppage was about to come and I slowly started moving towards the door and this time I had to make way through the crowded bus and so made a final big brush against her bum and I made my way towards the door. From the door I turned back before getting down. I saw that she was a young lady of around 25 who was brushing her soft big bums against my hard ones.

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Sunday, April 26, 2009

Lund kaise khada hua

Ek admi eye operation ke baad bola: Dr. mujhe kuch nehi dikh raha.

Dr. ne chupchaap nurse ke kapde utar diye.

Dr.: Ab dikh raha?

Man: Nehi dikhta.

Dr.: Haramkhor! Fir lund kaise khada hua?

Ebar hashle dutokei ber kore debo

A Bengali Lady Teacher was taking class wearing blouse without hooks. Seeing one nipple of her boob, 2 boys smiled and giggled.

Mam daid: Ebar hashle dutokei ber kore debo.

Medical students ki karname

A doctor saw a nurse with one of her boobs hanging out of dress. He asked her.

Then nurse said: Oh! These medical students! They never keep things in place after they........

Swami makes a girl see future

Girl to Swami: Swami, can I see the future.

Swami: Yes, kapde utaro aur bed par so jaao.

Girl: I feel you want to fuck me?

Swami: Dekha, future dekhne lag gayi na?

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Ladki mein Ladke kya dekhta hain

Girl to boy: Tum ladke kisi ladki mein sab se pehle kya dekhte ho?

Boy: Yeh to depend karta haina ke ladki aa rahi hain yaa jaa rahi hain.

M.B.B.S final paper

M.B.B.S final paper.

Fill in the blanks: 

Q1) If a girl faints we must first touch her PU_S_

Only 1 guy passed. He wrote PULSE !!!

Khushi ke aansoo

A girl played with her boyfriends penis for the first time.

The girl asks: What are those white drops which are coming out?

Boy: Aare pagli, yeh to khushi ke aansoo hain..... ;)
Wife in horny mood lovingly offers:  I want you to have a wild experience. Tie me up & do whatever you want.

Excited husband ties her up & rapes the sexy maid.
Mangsho khele mangsho baare,

Tiple baare dudu,

Chudle pore bongsho baare, 

Khichle baare nunu,

Aaj aachi kaal nei,

Chotpote ei pran,

Sheora gaachey laora bedhe koro joyogaan.

- Kobi Laorakanto

What is Failure?

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you, but when you leave your girlfriend a virgin !

PUJOR JOYO DHAAK

ASHLO PUJO, BAJLO DHAAK,

MAALER BOTOL, DICHCHE DAAK, 

CHAAT CHANACHUR, TOIRI RAKH, 

BAAD BAAKI SHOB, CHULOI JAAK,

MAAL KHAI CHOL, DUBIYE NAAK,

HAPPY PUJOR, JOYO DHAAK.

Gurudev, What is MAAI?

A sexy girl asks Tagore: Gurudev, what is MAAI? 

Gurudev: Mone horoshe,

tomar poroshe,

tomar je ongo ami,

chushe chushe khai,

bujhibe tahari naam MAAI.


Chudodrohi Ranoclanto

Ami Chudodrohi Ranoclanto,

Ami sei din hobo khanto,

Je din bessa magir crandon rol,

Akase batase dhonibe na,

Sato bar bara khichileo.

Ek phota feda poribe na,


Ami pagal ami chagol,

Ami dekhechi -

Sexy magir bagol,


Ami khichite khichite giechi

Kedar bodri,

Borofer ganr mere 

Barai lagiechi sordi


Ami Chudodrohi Ranoclanto,

Aj ami khichte giye bhranto................ 


Pora hoye gele del kore dio....

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