Lund kaise khada hua

Ek admi eye operation ke baad bola: Dr. mujhe kuch nehi dikh raha.

Dr. ne chupchaap nurse ke kapde utar diye.

Dr.: Ab dikh raha?

Man: Nehi dikhta.

Dr.: Haramkhor! Fir lund kaise khada hua?

Ebar hashle dutokei ber kore debo

A Bengali Lady Teacher was taking class wearing blouse without hooks. Seeing one nipple of her boob, 2 boys smiled and giggled.

Mam daid: Ebar hashle dutokei ber kore debo.

Medical students ki karname

A doctor saw a nurse with one of her boobs hanging out of dress. He asked her.

Then nurse said: Oh! These medical students! They never keep things in place after they........

Swami makes a girl see future

Girl to Swami: Swami, can I see the future.

Swami: Yes, kapde utaro aur bed par so jaao.

Girl: I feel you want to fuck me?

Swami: Dekha, future dekhne lag gayi na?

Ladki mein Ladke kya dekhta hain

Girl to boy: Tum ladke kisi ladki mein sab se pehle kya dekhte ho?

Boy: Yeh to depend karta haina ke ladki aa rahi hain yaa jaa rahi hain.

M.B.B.S final paper

M.B.B.S final paper.

Fill in the blanks: 

Q1) If a girl faints we must first touch her PU_S_

Only 1 guy passed. He wrote PULSE !!!

Khushi ke aansoo

A girl played with her boyfriends penis for the first time.

The girl asks: What are those white drops which are coming out?

Boy: Aare pagli, yeh to khushi ke aansoo hain..... ;)

Wife in horny mood lovingly offers:  I want you to have a wild experience. Tie me up & do whatever you want.

Excited husband ties her up & rapes the sexy maid.

Mangsho khele mangsho baare,

Tiple baare dudu,

Chudle pore bongsho baare, 

Khichle baare nunu,

Aaj aachi kaal nei,

Chotpote ei pran,

Sheora gaachey laora bedhe koro joyogaan.

- Kobi Laorakanto

What is Failure?

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you, but when you leave your girlfriend a virgin !

PUJOR JOYO DHAAK

ASHLO PUJO, BAJLO DHAAK,

MAALER BOTOL, DICHCHE DAAK, 

CHAAT CHANACHUR, TOIRI RAKH, 

BAAD BAAKI SHOB, CHULOI JAAK,

MAAL KHAI CHOL, DUBIYE NAAK,

HAPPY PUJOR, JOYO DHAAK.

Gurudev, What is MAAI?

A sexy girl asks Tagore: Gurudev, what is MAAI? 

Gurudev: Mone horoshe,

tomar poroshe,

tomar je ongo ami,

chushe chushe khai,

bujhibe tahari naam MAAI.

Chudodrohi Ranoclanto

Ami Chudodrohi Ranoclanto,

Ami sei din hobo khanto,

Je din bessa magir crandon rol,

Akase batase dhonibe na,

Sato bar bara khichileo.

Ek phota feda poribe na,

Ami pagal ami chagol,

Ami dekhechi -

Sexy magir bagol,

Ami khichite khichite giechi

Kedar bodri,

Borofer ganr mere 

Barai lagiechi sordi

Ami Chudodrohi Ranoclanto,

Aj ami khichte giye bhranto................ 

Pora hoye gele del kore dio....